The CDS deploys a kitten delivery to a nerdy family who wants to name the furball after a Star Wars character: ‘My Jar Jar Binks approves of a Star Wars themed name’

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Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor
Jul 29, 2025 3:00 PM EDT

The Cat Distribution System truly knows its audience. When it delivered a tiny furball to a household full of Star Wars fans, the Force was strong - and so was the urge to pick the perfect name. Around our office, we've also got cat pawrents who proudly named their cats after beloved nerdy icons:

  1. "Mine's named Gandalf, because he's old, wise, has a fabulous beard, and yells dramatically at closed doors. Every time he blocks the hallway, I half expect him to shout 'You shall not pass!' at the dog."
  2. "My tabby girl is called Ezio, from Assassin's Creed. She's an absolute stealth queen - jumps from furniture like a trained assassin and gives off major rooftop parkour energy. The only thing she's ever 'assassinated' is my socks."
  3. "We have a Tortie named Ripley, after Ripley from Alien, obviously. Fierce, fearless feline, and constantly picking fights with things bigger than her. The vet says she's small for her age - I say she's just compact chaos."
  4. "My cat? Garrus Vakarian, the best companion from Mass Effect. Because he's loyal, broody, and has a crooked little nose. Also, I like to pretend we calibrate things together when I'm working from home. Best space boyfriend. I mean - cat. Best space cat."

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    The cat distribution system worked it's magic again. This little man showed up a couple of days ago under our deck.
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    I fed him there until my FIL and partner finally gave in. He's now
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    inside, had a bath for fleas, has a full tummy, and will soon be christened with a Star Wars related name. My daughter is having a hard time choosing.
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    fruityflyy 1d ago B-B Temptations BIRTHDAY My Jar Jar Binks approves of a Star Wars themed name idea! He suggests Obi ! 51 ◇ Reply
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    YouKnottyGirl OP • 1d ago Jar Jar is magnificent ☑ 20 ○ Reply
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    celladwella I am so happy for you and a little jealous. I've been waiting for quite a while! 20 20 > Reply
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    YouKnottyGirl OP • 1d ago It really does happen when you least expect it! We lost our cat, Chicken, who was with us 14 years. It's been very hard on us and also on our 2 year old
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    kitty Mango. She's been missing her "brother". I think this will be healing for everyone ↑ 26 B ○ Reply
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    celladwella 20h ago You are completely deserving of this tiny blessing. My best wishes to you and your fur babies! ◇ 6 ○ Reply
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    phirschler • 1d ago Good kitty! Luke Tablewalker sounds good to me! ها 11 > Reply
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    JX Scuba 1d ago It's a foundling, needs a Mandolorian name. 10 Reply YouKnottyGirl OP • 1d ago I'm all about this idea! 8 3 ◇ Reply ...
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    Crazyguy199096 • 1d ago Yoda? Yoda. GIF REGAL
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    WheelsUpPhotography • 1d ago Aspiring Cat Parent It's Lando! B 9 ◇ Reply
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    Glad-Living-8587 • 1d ago He's a cutie. Love that he will have a Star Wars name. I had a Sheltie who I named Luke lol. 88 ♡ ◇ Reply
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    Jealous_Art_3922 • 1d ago Star Wars? I love Star Wars, but Star Trek has been around so much longer, and it has great names to call your kitty!! 8 3 ◇ Reply B ↑ 8
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    Sure-Butterscotch 100 • 1d ago So stinkin cute! Live Long and Prosper. Oops wrong one ④ May The Force Be With You! ها 73 ◇ Reply
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    No_Secret8533 • 1d ago With those ears, I would say Grogru ها 6 63 ○ Reply
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    akfun42. 1d ago hmmm. I've had a Vader, and an Obie. I currently have an Artoo (18yo) and Ahsoka (2). boba fett, greedo! 4 > Reply
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